It went well at the hospital, the doctor said I had a very boring colon. I think that’s what he said, as I was stoned out of my mind at the time. Boring is good I think. I have a meeting with him in a week or so.
I’m still exercising in the mornings, including jumping rope. It is frustrating because I don’t seem to improve. My record is 32, I think. Usually I trip it up on 1, 2, or 3. Most days my best is 7 or 10. Anything over 15 is cause for celebration. Still, it’s funner than jumping jacks. (The word “funner” means “more fun”. Just FYI.)
Sports have always been like that for me. I reach a point and don’t improve beyond that point. I used to play golf and sucked, terrible slice. I’d take a lesson and hit the ball straight and far every time. The golf pro would say, “What’s wrong wit that?” Then after the lesson, when I’m playing again, the slice would come back.
Swimming. I have one speed. Whether I train or not, 25 minutes for the half mile. I know I can swim better than most of the people who beat me.
Pool. When I was 7, my Uncle sawed off a pool cue for me. I suck at pool. I can teach you how to play though, I know all the theories and tricks. I can have you beating me in no time, and make you a damn good pool player, but I can’t apply the knowledge to myself. I hate playing pool.
Anyway, that’s about it for today. Still can’t upload images. I guess it’s some problem on my end and not some mysterious internet problem that will go away by itself. I’ll have to work on it….
Have a happy hump day!