There’s gravel in my driveway. Last week I slept it away and it’s back. Call Sherlock Holmes.

1700 days in a row on Duolingo today. Todavía no puedo hablar español.

I went to the dentist yesterday for a cleaning. My teeth were cleaned by Elizabeth of Borg. She let me wear cool sunglasses too.

My share of the dental bill was $2.09. I had to give them $3 and they apply the rest to my account. I suppose bill collectors would come get my ass if they had given me the nine cents…..

Happy Hump Day!