Today I can’t think of anything to post. The pressure to come up with a post is crushing. I just woke up with a headache, the coffeepot just finished making “The Sound” which means it’s time for coffee.

Yesterday my old dawg peed on the back porch. I walked by and he had a leg up, looking at me, not even trying to hide. Bastard. I yelled “WTF ARE YOU DOING!” and he took off running. I chased him down, dragged him back to the peepool and whacked him on the ass. Both dawgs know how to ask if they want a walk. Nobody asked, we had recently had our regularly scheduled walk, and it wasn’t a time in which we normally take a walk. He just thought it would be cool to pee on the back porch.