Last night I had a dream that my sister put sticks on my car, a 1975 Plymouth Gran Fury, that my Mom and Dad had when I was in high school.

After that, my wife and I fled my evil sister and mom, and lived a life on the lam. It was strip clubs, sex toy shops and cheap motels after that. But mostly I remember drivin the car.

Right before I woke up, a very tall, thin woman with short blue aluminimum foil hair was leaning down to kiss my wife. Then I woke up.