I have the Insight Timer App, and use it quite frequently. One thing that I always find humorous is the way all meditations seem to always start: “Gently Close Your Eyes”. What are the options? “Slam them suckers shut”? ‘Hammer down those eyelids”?

How does one NOT “gently close ones eyes”?

anyway, i think it’s a hilarious thing to say.

It’s a good day today, good weather report. Almost the weekend, almost payday. Hope your day goes well.