Our neighbors must hate us. Dogs barking incessantly..

Me, drying off after my shower, feeling the immediate need to go out and shut those damn dogs up, but being inhibited by nakedness.

We are the people my wife and I complain about, leaving their dogs out barking all day and all night. (Except ours aren’t out all the time, they’re mostly indoors.)

The feeling that if I respond every time they bark, they’re training me, and not vice versa.

Controlling wild animals.