I posted a joke here earlier this morning, but I didn’t like it, so I took it off.
Today is very cloudy, (right now, but that could change quickly) and still very windy. Last night I woke up in the middle of the night, stayed up for a few hours, then went back to bed.
This morning I got awakened by the dawgs who had to go outside. Then Sheba, who a few minutes ago had to pee so bad she was crying, still makes a fuss and spends a half hour finding the perfect spot. Meanwhile, I didn’t pee before taking them out, thinking they were dying to go from the ruckus they were making, so I’m there whining to Sheba to hurry up.
Seems oddly fitting, now that I think about it.
Today is very cloudy, (right now, but that could change quickly) and still very windy. Last night I woke up in the middle of the night, stayed up for a few hours, then went back to bed.
This morning I got awakened by the dawgs who had to go outside. Then Sheba, who a few minutes ago had to pee so bad she was crying, still makes a fuss and spends a half hour finding the perfect spot. Meanwhile, I didn’t pee before taking them out, thinking they were dying to go from the ruckus they were making, so I’m there whining to Sheba to hurry up.
Seems oddly fitting, now that I think about it.
why didn't you pee while they were outside peeing??…debbie
They are always leashed outside. They never run free. Ditto the monster tries to destroy all life on earth when he gets off the leash. He's a chicken killer.
Ditto what Debbie said.. you blokes are easily able to pee anywhere!
You mean I should have just whipped it out and peed in the street in broad daylight?