My beloved bicycle is no more. I took it to the shop to get a tune up, and it was destroyed. They couldn’t get the crank out, where the pedals go into the frame. 

I had to take it to a machine shop. They couldn’t get it out either. They called and said they wanted to use heat, but it would wreck the paint. I said OK. No luck.

I took my bike in for a tune-up, and got it back in a million pieces.

Woe is me.

Have a great weekend.