I had a good weekend, for the most part. Saturday the OI Girl worked, and I went to the beach, I know this, but it’s like I can’t remember Saturday-day, I only remember Sunday, when we went to the beach. Saturday night was the Work Christmas party, and that was nice, with lots of food and fun. And I remember it OK too, even though I just got done sayin’ I can’t remember Saturday.

Last night I had a weird dream. I was fooling around with this girl who was wearing a clear Pyrex skirt. I was between her knees trying to get my you-know-what inside her you-know-what, but couldn’t, for the same reason you can’t touch the bottom of an ice tea glass with your finger. At the same time I was thinking, “How am I going to account for this time if the OI Girl asks where I was? She’s going to know”. But I really wanted to have sex with this girl. I couldn’t get her skirt off or break it. It was like a clear glass bell around her waist down to almost her knees. She ended up getting mad at me and I ended up going home. The OI Girl didn’t suspect anything and I was glad I didn’t have to lie and I was glad I didn’t fool around.

Last night we had our neighbors over for a shish-kebab cookout, we had chicken, beef and shrimp kebabs, more than we could eat. It was a success I think

And Also, My Washington Redskins won, Dallas lost and Miami won, breaking their loosing streak. I’m not particularly a Miami fan, but I like the sea and Dolphins live in the sea so I’m glad they won.
Good all around weekend.