Wet Macular Degeneration
Glaucoma
Epiretinal Membrane
Cateracts

That’s what’s wrong with my eyes. The Wet Macular Degeneration was diagnosed yesterday in my “good” eye. Broken blood vessels and fluid buildup inside the eyeball. The treatment is a series of injections into the eye. Oh joy. Stick a needle in my eye, just what I’ve always wanted.

When I was a little kid, I saw a picture of someone having eye surgery. Thir eye was spread open and it looked like a fried egg. I’ve been afraid of eye problems ever since. All my dreams are coming true. I’ve had eye surgery, now I’m getting shots in the eye. Fantastic!