I’ve always tried to feed the cats in the dark, or else I have to sit there and guard them from the chickens, you steal their food. Now it seems the chickens are living on the front porch. I walked out yesterday and they didn’t even run away, they stand there hopefully like “are you going to feed us now?”

Two of my neighbors feed the chickens. It’s slightly illegal. I find it very annoying as there are literally dozens of chickens in my yard. They drink the cat’s water and make a mess all over the porch. I think they actually stand in the water bowl and poop in the very water they’re drinking. Chickens are dirtier than pigs.

I’m considering getting a cage, trapping chickens, and haul them away to the other side of the island and let them go.

I know some of the chickens are like pets to the neighbors kids, high school age kids who should know what’s going on. I don’t know which chickens are which, and I don’t care. Sorry.

Happy Halloween!