Silent Nun

There was this lady, she decided she wanted to be a nun. She went down the street to the local nunnery and inquired with the pastor.The pastor said “Yes, you can be a nun, but this is a silent nunnery and you must take a vow of silence.”

Next thing you know, the woman’s a silent nun.

Five years go by, the pastor comes to the woman and says, “Happy 5th anniversary, you get to say two words.””Bed hard.” says the woman.”Okay,” says the pastor, “we can get you a softer mattress.

“Five more years go by..The pastor comes to the woman: “Happy 10th anniversary, you get to say two words.””Food cold” says the woman. “No problem,” says the pastor, “we’ll get the food from the kitchen to the serving line faster”

.Five more years pass. The pastor: “Happy 15th anniversary, you get to say two words.””I quit.” says the woman.”Probably a good thing,” says the pastor, “you’ve done nothing but complain since you’ve been here!”

Happy Friday . The sea this morning was even flatter than yesterday. Good for swimming.

Have a great weekend!