This morning I have to be at work early. I’m leaving here at 6.
Yesterday I was working on my busted up satellite dish and the ladder tipped over. I fell pretty hard and almost broke my leg and hurt my ribs. Basically I landed on my left side and my whole left side hurts. Last night in bed I couldn’t do anything but lay on my back. I couldn’t roll over or lay on my side. Getting up and laying down was painful.
Then when I got home yesterday, I was eating some fried chicken and I almost choked to death. I was thinking “This is very dry. I need something to drink”. I got up and didn’t make it to the fridge before I started choking and if I was in public, someone would have tried the Heimlich maneuver on me. It was disgusting.
I slept really good last night and I feel a lot better this morning.
I never did get to buy that tick treatment yesterday. Today I will for sure, because tomorrow the exterminator is coming, although I haven’t seen any ticks yesterday or yet today.
First ticks, now choking and falling off of a ladder. Your week can only get better, right?
Good Lord Mark! You’re falling apart! See, you should never eat alone or stand on ladders without a spotter. Call me next time huh?
BE CAREFUL!
Everytime I see or hear the word Heimlich I giggle. It’s because of that stupid “Hind-lick” joke. I’m sure you’ve heard it. Seriously though, that had to be scary. That will teach you not to eat dry chicken! Ticks? I am getting itchy just thinking about them. I was at my mother in laws house once. After e had gone out in the woods and came back I found a tick on me. I was getting in the shower when I found it. I ran out of the bathroom naked screaming. I was embarrased afterwards, but at the time it was happening I just wanted that tick off.
Goodness I think the bad luck has passed to you. I am so sorry. I hoep you feel better. I fell off a chair at school one summer day when I was setting up my room for the next year. I was putting some books on a shelf, newly waxed floor, metal chair. Concrete floor 1, me hurting…..I was brued on my side for weeks. Why is it when we fall we land on our side? Take care…
OUCH! Sorry about your fall Mark — glad to hear you’re some better but I hope the soarness goes away real soon!