Well, This blogs days may be numbered. I’m wondering if I can blog from prison.
Had a great weekend, went to the beach, went diving.
I was on my way home from diving when I got busted.
I asked the officer if I could just pay (wink wink), but she said no, I have to go to court.
I’m wondering if I may be spending some time in the slammer, the joint, the big house, the house of pain. Hope I don’t end up being Bubba Horsecocks girlfriend.
I got busted big time, I didn’t even bother to deny it. Maybe the judge’ll go easy on my because I’m a first time offender.
I got a ticket for no seat belt.
Oh no!! Hope you have a Merry Christmas just the same though! (You should get away with about a $500 fine.)LW
Oh my gosh! I will write you in the slammer, but I won’t except any collect phone calls!Busted, oh my! Shame shame shame.Merry Christmas!
Maybe they’ll give you time off for good behavior if you don’t give your new boyfriend (Bubba) any trouble.