I woke up this morning and began wondering if it was Saturday or Sunday. I brilliantly deduced that it must be Sunday. I got up and my devices told me it was FRIDAY!
Cool beans. Two more days off after today.
Have a good weekend!
Lifes Greatest Mystery
Just wait until you retire.
Paramedic: Sir, what day is it?
Me: Hell if I know.
Paramedic: Do you know today’s date?
Me: Who cares!