Lets talk about tiolet paper. What brand do you use? from now on, you can increase your stature and impress your friends by using Shi-Ting, the toilet paper that knows what it’s for! Imported for those of us who care enough to use only the very best! No more cheap, domestic brands. Locals can’t make decent tiolet paper, import the good stuff, made by the experts!
And while you’re at it, check out this website, www.engrish.com. It has lots of funny mis-translations.
I will have to buy some and save it for company.
Only the best for my household. Actually reminds me of the time I had them page Phil McCracken at the grocery store. Everyone got it except the guy paging him. it was pretty funny.