What do you get when you take the insides out of a hot dog?
A Hollow weenie!
How come the skeleton was afraid to cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!
Ha!
Happy Halloween!
Monthly Archives: October 2014
Cigars Are More Like Pie & Coffee Than Cigarettes & Tobacco
I miss my Cigars. I haven’t smoked a cigar in probably 8 or 10 weeks.
Cigars are more like pie and coffee than cigarettes and tobacco. I used to smoke cigarettes when I was in the Navy, I quit when I got out. With cigarettes, you gotta smoke a cigarette every 10 minutes or you go crazy. Cigars, if you’re on a plane or in a meeting, no big deal. You never NEED a cigar like a cigarette smoker needs a cigarette.
Nope, cigars are more like pie and coffee. After you have a good slice of pie and a cuppa great coffee, you sit back and think, “Dang, that was good. I look forward to when I get to do that again.” You don’t become addicted and need pie and coffee every 10 minutes.
Exactly like a cigar.
Halloween Preview
My costume cost about $6, $5 for a fake beard and $1 for a piece of red construction paper.
I present to you:
Travlin’ Tim
Travlin’ Tim.
Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Halloween!
Yeay Washington Redskins!
Washington beat Dallas last night in overtime! Yeay Washington! It was a great game too! Dallas was favored big time but Washington held their own!
Yeay Washington!
Weird Weekend Weather
Weird weather going on around here all weekend. To start off, we had this tropical depression headed upstream against the wind toward us, but it curved south and got killed over Belize. Then we had a cold front and a stationary front move in at the same time. Second picture. Since then we’ve been stuck with an almost stationary cold front, moving back and forth over us, giving us rain and clouds all weekend. And strong winds at times. Where the low is in the above picture,the wind is making a circular pattern, like a depression or a hurricane forming.
And this morning, below
The depression/hurricane forming is much stronger looking, although the front is moving south more and HOPEFULLY we’ll get less rain and maybe even some sun.
Just in time for the work week….
Friday Funnies
I would think that Mondays and Friday sick days would be lower than the rest of the week. Employees don’t want to arouse suspicion!
Have a good weekend
Change of Plan (Hopefully)
See that gray cone on this picture? That’s a tropical depression, 9 I think. Yesterday the cone showed the storm coming straight at us, now it’s cruising more over land, which weakens it, which is good.
Yesterday was not as rainy as I expected which is good, tomorrow is Friday, which is also good, so things are looking pretty good! I vowed to swim at lunch rain or shine anyway….
Have a good Thursday!
Rain Forever
It’s going to rain forever, at least the next 10 days
I don’t mind a shower, but when it is cloudy and rainy for weeks it gets to me.
Tuesday Talking
Last night it was pretty windy, I was dreaming I was flying in a bouncy plane in bad weather, until the Wife closed the door. Then I dreamed of a little girl who wanted to find this guy with a code box. We found the guy, and I was trying to write down the code, but I couldn’t write it. It was a weird dream, in that this girl was about 1 year old and one foot tall, could barely walk and was asking to find someone and something she should know nothing about. The code was 10 symbols, two rows of five, in an old wood box about 2 x 3 inches.
I’m just glad I slept.
This morning it rained from one big ‘ol cloud, but now it seems pretty nice. All my weather apps say rain so it’s going to be a car day.
Yesterday I gathered all my photos from my cameras, phone, tablet, memory sticks and put them where I keep them on my hard drive. I can’t help but feel like I’m locking them away, never to be seen again when I do that. I wish there was a different solution.
Have a good day!
AMonday
It’s the same thing every week.
Monday. Work.
It was a good weekend. Saturday the Wife and I went to the Veterans Ball. Last time we went to the Veterans Ball, I wore my old Navy uniform, still fit after about 28 years. This time it was a bit tight. So I wore a suit.
Sunday we went snorkeling.
Above are a couple photos, triggerfish and jellyfish.
And that’s it for today. Gotta feed the dogs and cats and take the garbage out.
Have a wonderful week!