Q: How come the skeleton was afraid to cross the road?

A: He didn’t have the guts!

Q: What do you get when you take the insides out of a hot dog?

A: A Hollow- weenie!

Those are my Halloween jokes, I’ll tell em to ya again next year!
PS: from last year:
October 31, 2005 2:31 PM
Carnealian said…

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite…

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite…

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray…

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck…

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…

Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries…

What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball…

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving…

What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein…

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves…

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends…

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts…

What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel…

What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane…

What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
Bloodhounds…

What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime…

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich…

What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A trombone…

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets…

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath…

What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure…

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation…

Yesterday, my doorknob broke and I was trapped in my apartment. I took the doorknob off but the bolt part was still stuck, holding the door closed. I took the pins out of the hinges but still couldn’t open the door because I couldn’t pull with sufficent leverage. So I opened the window, took the screen out, crawled out the window and kicked the door in. I’ve never heard of this happening to anyone before, but it’d be a great excuse if you wanted to miss work or get out of an appointment. My doorknob broke and I was trapped inside. Brilliant!

I volunteered to help with the FCCA (Florida-Caribbean Cruise Association) Conference. Last night I was supposed to be at the airport from 6-10 PM to greet the people arriving and to help with their luggage. But due to late flights, I got home about 1 AM and got in bed at 1:10. I didn’t want my volunteering to interfere with work, but the word I get is that it has priority. I’ll have to get the OK from my boss, but it looks like I’m back at the airport at 2 PM today. I’ve had less than 4 hoursof sleep and I’m pretty tired already.

The dive yesterday was great but very rough water, and current was against us both ways. It must flip around while we’re deep, and It seems to happen fairly often.

Well, I’m going to work now! Ciao!

Had a good day yesterday, the snorkeling trip went well. Another lady from work wants me to take her kids too. Today I’m going diving.
The OI Girl went to the doctor yesterday about her hip. He told her get better shoes and take these pain pills and yoga will help. She’s working today because it’s inventory time.
That’s about it for today.
I’ve completed 44 out of 95 lessons on my course.

I’m supposed to take a c0-workers son snorkeling today. I am looking forward to it, that is, if the kid can swim at all and we can get some decent snorkeling in. I want the kid to be amazed and have fun, not a kid that’s all whiney and scared.
The OI Girl has a problem with her hip, from an old bicycle wreck injury. I can feel a lump, like a muscle is routed the wrong way. She’s going to the doctors today instead of working.
I want to do more of those “Then and Now” posts like the one the other day. Although that spot hasn’t changed that much really, some others have.

Yesterday I made the worst possible mistake. Everyones worst nightmare come true. Thee Horror of Horrors.

I went back to work after a vacation-

and

I was. . .
a day early.

I wrote it on my calendar wrong. When I got to work, I saw the vacation request I submitted and the 24th was included.
I thought about leaving, but I was already there, and there were things to do. So I stayed.
It was actually nice to be back. First Time.

Here goes, back to work.
Yesterday, it rained and was cloudy all day. The OI Girl said it was sunny in town, but I didn’t go down there. I studied and took a nap. A wasted day, like I promised myself it wouldn’t be.
It did get sunny here late in the afternoon, and we went for a beach walk. I’ve been telling her I want to incorporate beach walks into the daily routine, and start trying to do them almost every day when she gets off work.
Here’s some more pictures from the 22nd. One is the same ol’ triggerfish nobody wants to see. And a Flamingoes Tongue on a sea fan. I made the Triggerfish my wallpaper on my computer.

Wish me luck today at work. The first day is always hardest. I’ll find out I’m working weekends for the next several weeks at least, and I’ll get a whole new list of problems and complaints. I love it!

I’m up and drinking coffee. Today I’m going to study, go for a beachwalk with the dawg, then maybe go diving or back out on the kayak again. I feel a little sore from paddling yesterday so I think I need the exercise.

I’ve had a very busy weekend. Today the OI Girl and I went out on the kayaks to the little island. There isn’t a trace of the plants I planted. I’m sad, my little babies died. I took some more plants out there though. Some vine beachcrawling plants that grow purple flowers. Also it looks like two of the pine trees someone else planted have taken hold and are doing pretty well.

Here’s some pics I took today, the top one is a couple a buddies (pufferfish and yellow snapper(?)) hanging out on the reef, and the bottom one is a Christmas Tree worm. Also I got some good pics of that same Queen Triggerfish from the last post, but I know nobody wants to see that same old fish again.

Tomorrow is my last day off before back to work Tuesday. I’m just getting the hang of being off from work and then I have to go back….

I assure you, I don’t plan on wasting the day tomorrow!!