Fri- hi- day!

It’s Friday, and I’m drawing a blank on today’s post, so here’s a couple a photos from this week.

Sheba and Lenny tongues!
Gekko on the fence as I was coming home the other day.

Not sure what’s going on this weekend, WIfe wants a shelf in her garden screen house, I bought the wood yesterday so I guess that’s what I’ll be doing.

Have a great weekend!

By Law!

Port Authority’s order

Why does the Cayman Islands Port Authority order strong currents? It would be a nice, safe swimming place if Mother Nature didn’t follow the Port Authority’s orders!

It’s a lugubrious Thursday, cold wind, rain that bites the skin like shards of ice. Definitely a van day.

On the positive side, it’s not Monday!

Ashy Wednesday

Yesterday I had to go to work early and didn’t get to post. Today is the holiday Ash Wednesday and I’m off work competely. I call it Ashy Wednesday because of our cat, Ashy.

Ashy Wednesday

Today is the Cayman Islands Agricultural Show, the wife is going with her best friend, Emma. I’m glad I’m not going, I went to them all when I worked at the radio station and I’ve seen plenty. It’s a good time once you get there, but the traffic and parking is atrocious.

I’m staying home, probably going to the beach, weather permitting. And I’m giving Lenny a bath, we have new shampoo recommended by the trainer Lenny stayed with last week.

So have you a good day! I’m going to make another cuppa coffee!

End of a long week…

It’s finally Friday! What a long, strange week it’s been.

Strange for no reason in particular,

It rained this morning, quite hard, although it is supposed to be sunny today. Our walk was very short this morning, because of the rain, good thing too, because as soon as we got back, it started pouring!

Today, Lenny goes to the trainers for today, till Sunday morning. Lenny is a harmless good boy who doesn’t listen.

Have a wonderful weekend!

Week Of Fridays

Tuesday felt like Friday

Wednesday felt like Friday

Today feels like Friday. It’s a week of Fridays. For no reason, this has been a tough week.

Monday felt like Monday though.

This weekend, Lenny is spending the weekend at the trainers house. The good behavior on the leash and completely ignoring everything and running away when off the leash seems un-remedy-able. The trainer wants to spend time with Lenny to try to get a handle on it.

As it gets lighter in the mornings, it seems more and more dogs are awake and active on our morning walk route. None aggressive, just interested in Sheba and Lenny. Even before I started taking the dog(s) with me, I liked it better when it was dark-dark in the mornings. I still do. The one and only good thing about winter. Maybe I’ll start getting up at 4:30 instead of 5… I don’t run or swim anymore, just walk with the dogs.

It’s almost the weekend! Hang in there!

Stop Barking!

Trying to get Lenny to stop barking. 5AM, he’s barking at me to hurry up for the walk,

I told him this morning, “No Barking”. He barked. I told him “Bad No Barking! You stay! No walk!” And Sheba and I went on our walk and Lenny stayed. He was quite apologetic when we got back

The wife was was upset when we got back, Lenny cried loudly the whole time we were gone. I got upset back, to my way of thinking, it’s counterproductive to get upset with me because the dog’s doing something I’m trying to teach him not to do.

We’ll see if Lenny barks tomorrow.

Lenny is perfect on the leash, but doesn’t listen at all without it.

No-no Lenny.

I have more dental today, with the exception of the implant and crowns, I’m getting almost done.

And it’s gonna be a nice day!

Wife’s Weekend

It was the wife’s birthday weekend. Friday we had a quiet dinner at Ragazzi, the best Italian Restaurant on the island.

Saturday, we had a birthday party at Casa 43, a fantastic Mexican Restaurant.

Casa 43 is too small though. They need to expand. It is always packed, and they don’t take reservations. The head chef is from Costa Rica, and he and his wife are good friends, so “”arrangements were made.”

And yesterday I did a little painting and mowed the (front) yard.

My Garmin Vivosport fitness tracker died, the band broke. So I added it to the pile of dead ones, and I’m looking for a new fitness tracker.

I’m wearing one that my wife doesn’t use anymore. for the time being.

My weight is coming back. It doesn’t help that my app asks me to weigh myself on Mondays, after weekends of eating, But I like being thinner, although several people say I lost too much weight.

And that’s about it for this Monday morning.

Have a great week!

Rat Crab Monster Horror!

Yesterday I came home from work and there was a terrible, horrifying, grotesque, crab rat monster on our bathroom counter.. I was absolutely certain it was a hostile creature from outer space, or from the deepest, unknown depths of the cold, dark sea.

I was able to get a photo of it, which I WhatsApp’ed to the wife,

Send the kids away before scrolling any further, and you may not want to look further yourself, if you are prone to nightmares and terrors that cannot be un-seen.

Final warning…

My wife laughed, but I was sure it was from sheer nervous terror and panic that prompted that bizzare reaction.

Safely outside a closed bathroom door, I examined the photo. It appeared to be legs up, like a giant dead spider, but with more than a spiders eight legs.

Cautiously opening the bathroom door, I nervously peered inside, expecting a furious attack from the clawed, fang-ed creature.

It hadn’t moved. Perhaps it was dead! With no small amount of fear, I quietly crept forward.

It wasn’t a monster! It appeared to be some type of plastic torture device! Designed to pierce the delicate flesh and rip meat off of it’s unfortunate victims in huge chunks.

What heinous activities does the wife engage in whilst I am away!!!??!

In other news, yesterday on the beach, I found a most excellent kite surfing board.

In my head, I was wording my advert, to return it to the owner, demanding a reward, when two surfer dudes showed up, asking if I had found a kite board. I pointed over my shoulder and they retrieved it, thankful.

I asked how they lost it, and one surfer dude replied, “Being stupid, windsurfing at night.”

Oh well, so much for my reward, I was going to demand two cigars in my imagined advertisement, but it was ot meant to be.

It rained this morning, I’m typing this under my umbrellta, but it’s stopped raining and looks perfectly clear, I can’t decide if it’s a scooter day or a van day.

Have a great weekend!

Anti Blog

I don’t feel like posting, I’m anti-blog today.

I had weird dreams, I can’t really remember, but it seems I kept getting keychains stuck on my fingers.

Supposed to be sunny today and it’s raining.

Do I have any photos? Let me go look. BRB.

Yeah here’s my only new pictures:

Apparently, Lenny’s arms are much shorter than Sheba’s!
Lenny excape attempt.

Don’t worry about my mental state, I’ll be OK.

See? Told ya!

Have an OK day!